Things I may or may not have heard from this guy sitting in the row in front of me while watching The Avengers:

• “Oh! So that guy is the Hulk!?”
• “Who’s that guy [Loki]?”
• “Oh my god! Their brothers?!”
• “When’s Batman coming out?”
• “I never watched Captain America.”

Some of those I may have made up and pinned on him in a blind and angry fury.