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What was your first memorable writing experience?...
In my preteen years, my focus was pinned to the frivolous things that thirteen year old girls find important. The summer before my eighth grade year approched and we were handed our summer reading assignment: To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee.
“Ughh.”
Disgruntled and unwilling, I began to read. Going into the project pessimistically, I just KNEW this book was going to be so boring...
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“I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you...”
– Severus Snape (J.K. Rowling)
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Alex Turner will forever remain my favorite...
I’m going back to 505, If it’s a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive, In my imagination you’re waiting lying on your side, With your hands between your thighs
Stop and wait a sec, Oh when you look at me like that my darling, What did you expect?, I’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck, Or I did last time I checked
Not shy of a spark, A knife twists...
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“The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.”
– Tillie Olsen
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Kelly: What have I told you about dicking around with simon?! [Hits him]
Nathan: Who's dicking around?
Kelly: You put your tounge in his mouth!! [Hits him again]
Nathan: Oww, Jesus! Alright! Alright, so i got a little bit fresh with him. I was staring into those big, beautiful eyes, he's like a, he's like a handsome shark.
May I say, I freaking LOVE NPH.
Harold: Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you?
Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since.
Kumar: That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!
Harold: Huh?
Neil Patrick Harris: It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle.
Kumar: No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. [sings] Lapdance...
Kumar: [pause] There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions.
Neil Patrick Harris: You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood. [they park, pause] Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry...
Kumar: Look, chill.
Harold: We'll be right back, Neil. [they exit the car]
Harold: Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
Everybody was waiting for Hermione to start taking...
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happyblackcat:
Richard Chesler: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah.
